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Eeek. That won’t go over well.
can these school shootings stop happening every ten minutes? And maybe people can show some fucking common sense and logical reasoning?
And yes, I’m fully aware that this is a rhetorical question.
It’s been a long fucking time, and to be honest, I don’t see myself using this site at all in the future.
I just wanted to throw an update real quick. As of yesterday, Kaylin and I are engaged. I’m so incredibly happy to have such a wonderful woman in my life, and can’t wait to see what the future holds for us. I’ve been working crazy hours, getting raises, and becoming less of a loser overall. I feel like my life is progressing for the first time in a while, and just wanted to explain my happiness level.
It’s high.
Anyway, if I don’t end up coming back to Tumblr, I just wanted to say to the few people I ever really spoke to on here, you guys are cool as fuck, and if the world happens to end tomorrow (it won’t), it’s been real.
but is anyone down for a chat?
but doesn’t care what anybody in my favorite bands’ names are. They are usually “that guy from The Wonder Years,” or “man, those guys from Less Than Jake.”
I just don’t care. I don’t get it.
do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012
stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power
Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.
No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.
Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty.
Wait. What? I thought that this is melting butter.
no this is patrick
T H I S I S S P A R T A
This is a picture of Jake Evans killing his mom and sister, he must have been alone and depressed, so please hug him for being so brave.
you had one job phil